something fishy

Wanna see me lead a sardonic service for a fine little fishy? Thanks to MJ, the funeral's now on YouTube.

r.i.p. naomi

Service of Funeral for Naomi
Communications Department Betta Fish
10-19-07

1. Welcome and gratitude for attendance
2. Remarks from Molly -- Kim's eulogy, Jennifer's postcard
3. Readings from The Tempest, the Bible, Elton John
4. Kaddish
5. Comments from the crowd
6. First verse of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."

Rest in peace, little fishy. Sorry I killed you. :(

(Note: I got internet ordained for this.)